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Post by COZZA on Aug 12, 2014 11:52:57 GMT 10
Rule 1 — Don't attempt to fight The Law * Rule 2 — If you think you can't do something, you're probably right Rule 3 — DTA: Don't Trust Anybody * Rule 4 — Always do the best you can in life and don't try to reach someone else's level Rule 5 — Never hire people to do work that you can do yourself * Rule 18 — Only John Johnson can make rules for his own amusement, not others * Rule 90 — Always expect the unexpected * Rule 212 — Never be afraid to fight your enemies * Rule 238 — Only wrestlers can become champions * Rule 410 — Never focus on more than one goal at a time * Rule 643 — Don't think you are ever good at something as there is someone who is always just a little bit better * Rule 826 — If you are ugly, you should be wearing a mask or fix your face * Rule 1000 — The Law will almost always win
* = Used somewhere on a forum.
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